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Thursday, January 31, 2008
ah Lil Humor for ya
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why&n bsp; do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with... "a recipe".
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale
begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit....
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why&n bsp; do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with... "a recipe".
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale
begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit....
A love poem to melt yer Lil heart
If in leu of my passing the lord should tell me i am comming back;
and he were to ask,
where would i choose to be,
my answer would be swiftly given.
At yer side.
If he asked what would i most like to be,
my answer would be swiftly given,
Yer friend.
If he were to ask,
how long would i want these things,
my qusetion would be swiftly asked,
Oh lord, how long is eternity?
If he were to ask,
why i asked such ah question,
my answer would be swiftly given,
Oh lord, for that is how long i vowed my love to her!
author, qtr_horses_rule
and he were to ask,
where would i choose to be,
my answer would be swiftly given.
At yer side.
If he asked what would i most like to be,
my answer would be swiftly given,
Yer friend.
If he were to ask,
how long would i want these things,
my qusetion would be swiftly asked,
Oh lord, how long is eternity?
If he were to ask,
why i asked such ah question,
my answer would be swiftly given,
Oh lord, for that is how long i vowed my love to her!
author, qtr_horses_rule
A few of MY poems-thoughts, philosophy,
Since my youth,
i have heard so oft.,
Tis better to have known love,
and lost.
Than to have never known love,
at all!
I wondered,
after all these yrs. still.
How naive this person must have been.
For it was, and still is,
Obvious to me,
that this person has never truely LOVED, and LOST!
author: qtr_horses_rule
i have heard so oft.,
Tis better to have known love,
and lost.
Than to have never known love,
at all!
I wondered,
after all these yrs. still.
How naive this person must have been.
For it was, and still is,
Obvious to me,
that this person has never truely LOVED, and LOST!
author: qtr_horses_rule
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